“I wish there was a machine that I could step inside and push a button, and I would feel instantly rejuvenated…you know?

“Can it also instantly clean me, without water?”

“Yes, it does that AS you are resting. When its done you wake up clean and rested. It also works as a teleportation device.”

“Sweet. What about hair and makeup?”

“Umm… no. But there is another machine that you can use that you just kind of hold in front of your face and it does it (Like in ‘The Fifth Element’).”

“And my hair?”

“No. That’s left to you.”

“What? Ugh….”

“I don’t know anything about hair!”

“I didn’t ask YOU to make it..!”